1. Why are you applying?
BECAUSE IT'S 2.30 AM AND THERE IS NOT ANYTHING MOAR INTERESTING TO DO.
2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
3. What are your views on candied apples?
4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
I DNT BELIEVA IN REINCARKNATION STFU
5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
SEE THE ANSWER TO QUESTION2.