Because I am fucking BORED. That, and I am attempting to fill some sort of void in my life by applying to rating communities in hopes that they, unlike the rest of society, will accept me, therefore giving me the courage and confidence to go out and get laid in the real world. Because the more rating comms I get accepted to, THE BIGGER MY LIVEJOURNAL PENIS IS.
2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
Nothing, I don't, and jack shit. In that order. Don't like it? Cope.
3. What are your views on candied apples?
They make excellent projectiles.
4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
A mushroom, so you can all put me on a salad and EAT ME. And then get poisoned to death. Or at least have a really bad trip. You know, kinda like the type I tend to induce now.
5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
Because I will sob and cry and get all my friends to come flame you and then post it to Fandom Wank.