Because I have known, for a long time in fact, that I am a failure. I want to be justified in my line of thinking, therefore, I must fail miserably in gaining acceptance to this community in order to be able to go around and proudly proclaim that I am a failure.
Also, because Nikki is a smelly pirate hooker that looks like a blueberry.
2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
Because I can count to purple backwards. To remain active, I will shave my dog at least twice a year.
3. What are your views on candied apples?
Like Quentin Tarantino, they’re incredibly overrated, but I enjoy them on occasion despite this.
4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
A moth, because I have always been attracted to bright lights.
5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
Because it would make the baby Jesus cry.