2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active? I plan to reflect the tepid pool of my soul onto others by forcing them to feel the feelings I'm forced to feel day after unfeeling day.
3. What are your views on candied apples? Sticky and red, like my arms.
4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom? A moth, in the hopes that I can fly away from this stagnant faux-academic cesspool.
5. Why shouldn't we reject you? Karma.