boit62283 (boit62283) wrote in everyone_fails,

*Insert witty line here knowing full and well that it doesn't make a difference*

1. Why are you applying? Because I am bored with nothing else to do. Oh wait, I bet you were serious when asking me this question weren't you? Well I guess I should be serious with my answer since that is the nice thing to do. Ummmmm, well I honestly don't know why I am applying. I guess this is the only place where I can say Rejected! and not feel terribly bad about it. As a dedicated Puff, I feel bad saying that someone is rejected, so I consider this my remedy for that feeling.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active? Because I would sit day and night waiting for you app., and then to show how dedicated I am to the cause, I would reject yours!

3. What are your views on candied apples? Ewww! Why can't I just have candy or apples?

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom? Well, if I was a reincarnated moth, I would only live a day or so with no exitement. But if I were a reincarnated mushroom, that would be a constant high until someone picked me up and ate me. Then I would get to share my hypnotic feelings with someone else. Hold on, are you talking about those kind of shrooms or some other kind? :x

5. Why shouldn't we reject you? Because I am super cool and would quit talking to you if you did. Well, that isn't totally true. I wouldn't stop talking to you. You are my prefect after all. But I don't know if my little puff heart could take such a blow. If you were to do that, then I would have to throw myself off the forth floor here at school and end my misery. But knowing that the inevitable is on its way, I am on my way upstairs as we speak. But thereagain, if I were to do that, I wouldn't be around to reject others. Jees, this is difficult. I guess that if you do, I will hold my head high and laugh with everyone else.
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