not the memphis belle, try another war plane (alexander) wrote in everyone_fails,
not the memphis belle, try another war plane
alexander
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*sob* I tired so hard *sob* PENSIVE. PINSEVE? PEINSIEVE? PENIS?

First, I would like to say that my LJ is at least a month old.
Maybe.

Second.

1. Why are you applying?
Well, I was surfing the various communities on El Jay. They were all wondorous and expanded my cultural and learning horizons. Upon further study I came across this particularlly wondorous and expansion of cultural and learning horizons place. I feel embraced by both the diveristy and the stupidity wondorousness of it all. Not to mention that this community has the word 'everyone' in the title. Who could not feel at home of such a fellowship of fine Christian people on El jay? Not to mention that the background scheme is superb and i feel the need to bow down to whoever invented the color orange. Did I mention that I like the color orange? Because it can cut through the blinding darkness of my friend's emo-goth-republican heart and slice through toast like a lightsaber. I like lightsabers they are flashy and I can toast and cut a bagel at the same time. Bagels are kind of round like Princess Leia's hair. And her hair is kind of brown like my dog. Do you like dogs? Dogs are cute and loyal sort of like badgers. Except badgers can be mean and stinky and not at all like fish because fish need water to live and badgers are immortal and need no such sus,..sustai...stuff to live. Did I mention that I really think that this community is wondorous? And expansionness of the culturalness is really getting to me. I feel the love and therefore I am applying. Also, did I mention that I like dogs?


2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
I will be a good member of this community because I can bring so much things about expansion and wondorousness. First I will give you my gift of eloquence which will wow you. Not to mention that can write words really well. See? I can type with no flaws such as grammer and the like. grammar? GRAMMAR. I can even spell your name. If you'd just tell me first. I plan to remain active by planning to remain active. I eve have a ten step plan for when I become addicted to crack. Would you like to hear it? Oh, I can't tell you it yet because I have't become addicted yet. I like that song by Utada Hikaru called 'Addicted to you'. Utada Hikaru is Japanese, kind of like video games. Video games are cool, I really like the ones where you shoot things. BANG BANG BANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like that. :D


3. What are your views on candied apples?
Candied apples are cool. Unless they are cold and then they are hard to eat. Kind of like cold taffy or pizza. It gets all rubbery. Not to mention that if they have coconut I will die of aphyxiation. Which i think I spelled wrong. Except i can't be wrong because I type well. Good. See? BLAHAHA. By the way, candied apples are only awesome if you have a latte with them. Because caffeine is good for you. You know what else is good for you? SUGAR! And CR...I mean....... COCONUT. Only good for you and not me because I'd die if I ate it. Did you eat dinner yet? I like food and dogs. But not dog food because that is for dogs and I am not a dog. i wish I could be a snake though. HISSS and then my tongue would be forked and I could touch my forehead with it.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
I'd rather be a mushroom, because then I could get high off of myself. Like "Damn, I wanna get high. *CHOMP*" and then i'd be all happy. LIKE KATAMARI DAMACY. Na nanananananan anananananana! *Hums the theme* Do you like katamari damacy? Its on 'shrooms. And you roll stuff. Like blunts! And sleeping bags! And houses! Lalalalalalala!

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?

I SPENT OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF TIME ON THIS APPLICXATION> HOW DARE YUOU EVEN THINK OF NOT NOTTING NOT REJECTIONG ME?

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