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[10 Dec 2007|02:27am]

charcoalpeach
APPLICASHUN!

1. Why are you applying?
BECAUSE IT'S 2.30 AM AND THERE IS NOT ANYTHING MOAR INTERESTING TO DO.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
IM HAWT
YES.

3. What are your views on candied apples?
NO
CARBZ
BATAAAAADDDDDD

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
I DNT BELIEVA IN REINCARKNATION STFU

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
SEE THE ANSWER TO QUESTION2.
2 rejects|spork the reject!

[29 Oct 2007|06:52pm]

craterchest
[ mood | flirty ]

1. Why are you applying?
Well, my second job, aside from being a robot, is a detective. I investigate homicides, but my most recent case is kinda boring (a couple was burned to death in their empty swimming pool) and the family is annoying, so I've been surfing the web for good recipes on peach cobbler, and I came across this website. I almost passed it, but the police captain was walking around the room, so I had to look busy.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
I've practiced shooting a gun before. Unfortunately, there was a school bus in the way. But after some bribing, it's all been taken care of. Umm, I also have an extensive collection of movie-based cereal boxes. FYI don't try the Gone With the Wind Flakes, they're kinda stale now. I plan on stalking everyone after I join, and switching around their doorknobs on their houses. It'll fuck with them for a while.

3. What are your views on candied apples? Well, what is there to say about them? They've been extinct for millions of years. Sure they roamed the Earth for several millenia, but due to their cold-blooded circulatory system and gargantuan bodies, they were not prepared to adapt to a sudden change in temperature. Thus entered the reign of the mammals.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom? That's hard to say. Moths are butterflies' Satanical incarnate alter-ego. Moths spread the spores of sin from their wings and have been known to cause earthquakes in California by flapping their wings in China.
Mushrooms on the other hand, do this.

5. Why shouldn't we reject you? Why would you want to? I already have your personal information, and you're currently within range of my air rifle. I think we all know the smart choice.

3 rejects|spork the reject!

Accept me! Please! [06 Jul 2006|10:48pm]

dimgwrthien714
[ mood | crazy ]

1. Why are you applying?
1m appl1ng 2 pruv i cun speel. And if you don't like mah spelling, you can just reject yourself! Ha! I wanna prove my worth by being accepted!

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
I will sit on my ass and drink beer 24/7! How's THAT for a pot of fried gold?! And I'll give beers to whoever accepts me! And a cigar, too! From Cuba!

3. What are your views on candied apples?
Candied apples like me. They stick on me and never let go until I wrestle them off in the shower. I think they wanna be my bestest friends evar.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
A moth. Then I could flap around and release my magic mother dust to make everyone who rejects me go bald!

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
Because you know I'm cute and adorable. And I give FREE BEER AND CIGARS to people who accept me. You can't say no to it!
Also, I'm hawt, which is all that matters these days! See my 36TUVWXYZ bra?! AH AM HAWT! And my hair is fake! It's PUOREDUE! Purple-orange-red-blue! BEAT THAT! YOU CAN'T!
And I'm related to JK ROWLING! I'm RICH AND CAN PAY YOU!
ASEPT MEH!

4 rejects|spork the reject!

[18 Dec 2005|03:40pm]

temporaryfix
[ mood | crushed ]

ROOLZ:
1. Fill out the application!!!!
OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!oneonoenoneoneoneon111oneoneone

2. If you fill out the application, you'll get rejected!!!
HAH! NOT ME!!!

3. Once rejected, you must vote on every application!!!
WHATEBA

4. If you don't follow rule number three, nothing will happen!!!
Wh00T!

APPLICASHUN:

1. Why are you applying?
Because I feel like it. I think I could contribute a lot to this community. Rejecting is what I do best, so please don't reject me!

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
Er... nothing? I'm hadrcore about shit like that. Never REMAIN ACTIVE.

3. What are your views on candied apples?
Wow, that was deep. See, I have this relationship with candied apples. -starts crying- I can't even get into it.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
Because I'm such a badass, I'd pick the 'shrooms. Not just the sissy kind, but the WHORECORE ones. I want to be smoked by all them potheads across America. AND BEYOND.

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
Because then I might start crying and call your mothers.

5 rejects|spork the reject!

those who don't stamp me into slytherin will also go to hell [12 Dec 2005|05:18pm]

fishy_pooser
[ mood | AWESOME, THANKS ]

APPLICASHUN:

1. Why are you applying?
Why aren't YOU applying? Did you know that people who don't apply to this community all go to hell?

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
Because my parents are hippies and encourage me to smoke pot. I'M TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL.

3. What are your views on candied apples?
Good to smoke, ey? hahaha.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
a moth - I could fly and I'd have pretty wings, not as pretty as a butterfly, but still pretty

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
my LJ name is the best you have ever seen or heard of...and face it, you can't live without me.

5 rejects|spork the reject!

oh wow ... wait pensieve... uh... [08 Dec 2005|05:03pm]

keptclose
[ mood | anxious ]

<,lj-cutext="please except me!".,

1. Why are you applying?

Becuz wow... Well I think tis comm is teh coolest and Im totally brave, thatz like the tipe of mbr you need, yeah.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?

Oh, Id be tootaly active, i'd post every dya I mean... i have a heard time rejecting pplz but I can learn, and id make a good member cause I'm brave and passionate... yeah.

3. What are your views on candied apples?

I like lions better. theri so much braver than candied apples, i mean, candied aples can't even move, right? XD

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?

Err, tough one... i thinka mushroom since then i could never back down froma fight, b/c i'm so brave, y'know...

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?

b/c I can say ZOMGWFTBQB, man...

not tht i know what it means

wAIT I JUST GOT IT -- barbie Q, omg... so funny... OzmgtfwBBQhahaha.

,?lj-cut>

6 rejects|spork the reject!

O NOEZ ANOTHER RATING COMM STAMP ME PLZ [24 Nov 2005|09:55pm]

pikacharma
[ mood | amused ]

1. Why are you applying?
Because I am fucking BORED. That, and I am attempting to fill some sort of void in my life by applying to rating communities in hopes that they, unlike the rest of society, will accept me, therefore giving me the courage and confidence to go out and get laid in the real world. Because the more rating comms I get accepted to, THE BIGGER MY LIVEJOURNAL PENIS IS.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
Nothing, I don't, and jack shit. In that order. Don't like it? Cope.

3. What are your views on candied apples?
They make excellent projectiles.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
A mushroom, so you can all put me on a salad and EAT ME. And then get poisoned to death. Or at least have a really bad trip. You know, kinda like the type I tend to induce now.

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
Because I will sob and cry and get all my friends to come flame you and then post it to Fandom Wank.

5 rejects|spork the reject!

[17 Nov 2005|11:29am]

stalfonso
[ mood | Rejected! 1337 ]

APPLICASHUN:

1. Why are you applying?:

because i'm a sad loser. who enjoy rejection of every kind, in fact it's what i get of by!.. Oh and there was "Pule" in the intrests!

 2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?

the only thing in life I enjoy more than nerding on the web with loser as sad as me is to reject them! or mock them! or imagine me KILLING them! so as long as there are people to reject i'll be around! 

 3. What are your views on candied apples?

I don't think they're popular in Norway.. never tried any

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?

Mushroom!! i would be a magic mushroom.  if anyone tried to pick me, i'd reject them in a second, and run off!

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?

Because im already rejected! i rejected myself before i began with the aplication! Suckers! ÆØÅ   

 

Now hurry up and reject me, i'm naked and need some rejectional input!

5 rejects|spork the reject!

[27 Oct 2005|11:36pm]

lilium_convalli
APPLICASHUN:

1. Why are you applying?
i was looking for a particular flame on the "wtf" community, and i found this one instead. wtf indeed, but i am immensely delighted. this project is certainly worthwhile to the benefit of the global community.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
i am trying desperately to flunk out of college, and this is the perfect distraction. i have gotten bored with knitting, although i still waste time on that.

3. What are your views on candied apples?
i had one for the first time two weeks ago. i had to stop and pray, because the combination of human made sweetness and god's sweet fruit was a blessing beyond compare. i grew so excited that i ran like a fawn down the gravel path to my room.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
i had a pet who was a dead moth, named matilda. i found her under my roommate's chair. we were the best of friends until i found matilda dismembered with only half a wing. i still would prefer to be like matilda, who suffered two deaths (and had my friendship) than the mushrooms i gleefully devour at dinner.

that's matilda after her first death, before the ants found her.

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
that is a ridiculous question. the point is rejection, is it not? no, i understand the profound joy you will be filled with when i allow you to reject me. i turn my other cheek to you for more rejection. now. please. now.
5 rejects|spork the reject!

[03 Aug 2005|02:56am]

alexander
[ mood | crazy ]

'Allo.

Would everyone_fails like to affiliat with nox_sorting?

2 rejects|spork the reject!

[28 Jul 2005|12:04am]

justatailor
1. Why are you applying?
Because I have known, for a long time in fact, that I am a failure. I want to be justified in my line of thinking, therefore, I must fail miserably in gaining acceptance to this community in order to be able to go around and proudly proclaim that I am a failure.

Also, because Nikki is a smelly pirate hooker that looks like a blueberry.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
Because I can count to purple backwards. To remain active, I will shave my dog at least twice a year.

3. What are your views on candied apples?
Like Quentin Tarantino, they’re incredibly overrated, but I enjoy them on occasion despite this.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
A moth, because I have always been attracted to bright lights.

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
Because it would make the baby Jesus cry.
16 rejects|spork the reject!

[16 Jun 2005|06:16pm]

unearthingbone
1. Why are you applying? i Am Apllying Because i Feel Liek i Am elite. also becausert i Have realy eautiful long hare tha u all shoud be jealos of

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active? i git lots of effs in skewl? o an i will contunue 2 get lots of eff's in skewl hehe im rely good at doin that

3. What are your views on candied apples? idk wut a candid apple is

</b>4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom? omg a mushroom so i could smoke myself

5. Why shouldn't we reject you? cause my boy friend will kill u if u do, he loves me, so muc
8 rejects|spork the reject!

ZOMG [15 Jun 2005|12:16am]

eye_knead_name
[ mood | anxious ]

1. Why are you applying? Because I've got the powah. And because Nikki and alexander told me to. :P And since I'm good with peer pressure, I did. :D

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active? Because I can spell 'rejected'? And I can make shiny icons and stuff! :D And, er. I can spell 'rejected'?

3. What are your views on candied apples? They should be stopped! Isn't it obvious that they're trying to take over the world? Gosh, with their sugary appley goodness, how can you not see it? It's obvious that they're just trying to fool you, and are just going to turn you into a mindless zombie of candied apple doom!

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom? Mushroom. Because they're trippy. Er, not that I've done anything like that. *runs away*

5. Why shouldn't we reject you? Because I'm a cool cat, yo.

3 rejects|spork the reject!

Like here is my totally AWESOME application! [14 Jun 2005|11:25pm]

bethyj
[ mood | crazy ]

1. Why are you applying?
Because Nikki was down on her knees BEGGING me to join, because we all know I'm like totally the coolest person around.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
Cuz I've had many months of practice rejecting people at H_E and I'm like....just totally the BEST thing that could like ever totally like happen to this community thing. And I'll remain active if I feel like it biatch.

3. What are your views on candied apples?
I can't stand them, far too messy. I prefer caramel apples, though I only have them in October at the local crafts festival called Apple-umpkin. Other then that...screw them both!

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
Hmmm....this is quite a tough and thought provoking question...bringing up the controvertial quetion of whether or not I even believe in reincarna...a moth.

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
OMG! BECAUSE! I'm like totally like a Head Girl at H_E and I will like totally make your life like a living hell if you do!!!!11!!!1!!!

8 rejects|spork the reject!

[14 Jun 2005|11:21pm]

cheshire_smile
[ mood | apathetic ]

1. Why are you applying? Because there are no spaces left on my arms for me to pour my sweet strawberry soul into through my ruby hilted penknife. Because nobody understand the sweet sorrow with which I live my life and nobody hears my heart-felt cries at night. So I am forced to exist on this vast plain of desolation known as livejournal.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active? I plan to reflect the tepid pool of my soul onto others by forcing them to feel the feelings I'm forced to feel day after unfeeling day.

3. What are your views on candied apples? Sticky and red, like my arms.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom? A moth, in the hopes that I can fly away from this stagnant faux-academic cesspool.

5. Why shouldn't we reject you? Karma.

3 rejects|spork the reject!

*insert lame pensiveee joke here* [12 Jun 2005|02:47pm]

eminemluvr521
[ mood | OMG! ]

[SPACING = MESSED UP!]

1. Why are you applying?
Because I think I would make an awesome member of
this community. I am a very funny person to be around and I am ALWAYS ON! I also like to type in
SHIFT-KEY CAPS, and you KNOW that
people who write like that are awesome.
I am also applying because I am bored and
I have nothing better to do, and because there is NO ONE online
and NO ONE wants to
talk to
me!!!! So I figured why not apply here where we can have intelligent conversations about REJECTING EVERYONE and other
cool things. And
I also think it would be REALLY COOL to REJECT everyone
else!!!! Who0t!!! Oh yeah, and because I
LOVE THE PUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community,
and what do you plan to do to remain active?

I would be a good member because I am an AWESOME person! I am
ALWAYS active unless
I have something more important to do so you will NEVER
have to worry about me NOT BEING HERE!!! I would
also be a good member because everyone loves me and knows me and thinks I am THE GREATEST! I will stay active by
looking in on this community at least 1247893217890321978
times a day. I will also go to the track and work out three
times a week
and I PROMISE to tell EVERYONE about how fast I run a mile! Because I
KNOW you all want to know!

3. What are your views on candied apples?
I HATE them!!! They get stuck in my braces and then people
LAUGH at me because I look funny. And I
HATE it when people laugh
at me!!! But I do like to eat them because they taste yummy. And now I am hungry so I am going to go and eat them but don't you
DARE even THINK
about lauging at me!! Besides, wouldn't the candy taste better on
something that is more awesome
like LITTLE CHILDREN or something becaus I am SOOO EBIL!!!!!!

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
Neither! I don't believe in reincarnation and I think
that you are
INSULTING me by asking me what I'm going to be reincarnated about when
I don't even
BELIEVE in reincarnation! But...when I go to heaven I would rather
be there as a muchroom more than a moth. Moths are
STUPID because they are attracted to bring lights and
there is NO way that I EVER
want to be attra....ooooo shiny.

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
Because I spent 213098321890321890321890 hours on
this application and I didn't push my answers
any specific
way. I am an AMAZING person and you KNOW you all
LUUUURVE ME! And if you reject me I will type horribly MEAN and RUDE things about
you in my journal and YOU will ALL be SO
FREAKIN' SORRY
THAT YOU
EVERY REJECTED ME!!! Also I type in SHIFT-KEY CAPS and you
KNOW you love people
that write like that!!

Also: Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, lol, lol, lol,
lol, OmFg I TyP3 LyK DiS Yo!!!!!!11!!!1eleventyone

[/SPACING = MESSED UP!]

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*Insert witty line here knowing full and well that it doesn't make a difference* [11 Jun 2005|06:03pm]

boit62283
1. Why are you applying? Because I am bored with nothing else to do. Oh wait, I bet you were serious when asking me this question weren't you? Well I guess I should be serious with my answer since that is the nice thing to do. Ummmmm, well I honestly don't know why I am applying. I guess this is the only place where I can say Rejected! and not feel terribly bad about it. As a dedicated Puff, I feel bad saying that someone is rejected, so I consider this my remedy for that feeling.

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active? Because I would sit day and night waiting for you app., and then to show how dedicated I am to the cause, I would reject yours!

3. What are your views on candied apples? Ewww! Why can't I just have candy or apples?

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom? Well, if I was a reincarnated moth, I would only live a day or so with no exitement. But if I were a reincarnated mushroom, that would be a constant high until someone picked me up and ate me. Then I would get to share my hypnotic feelings with someone else. Hold on, are you talking about those kind of shrooms or some other kind? :x

5. Why shouldn't we reject you? Because I am super cool and would quit talking to you if you did. Well, that isn't totally true. I wouldn't stop talking to you. You are my prefect after all. But I don't know if my little puff heart could take such a blow. If you were to do that, then I would have to throw myself off the forth floor here at school and end my misery. But knowing that the inevitable is on its way, I am on my way upstairs as we speak. But thereagain, if I were to do that, I wouldn't be around to reject others. Jees, this is difficult. I guess that if you do, I will hold my head high and laugh with everyone else.
6 rejects|spork the reject!

[11 Jun 2005|10:45am]

carmen
1. Why are you applying?
Because

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
Yes

3. What are your views on candied apples?
Caramel is better

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
Cheese

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?
Because I spent a lot of time on my application and put a lot of thought into it. I spent, like, 83 days perfecting it. I think that shows in how wonderful the application is, and I totally deserve to be in!
3 rejects|spork the reject!

*sob* I tired so hard *sob* PENSIVE. PINSEVE? PEINSIEVE? PENIS? [11 Jun 2005|12:13am]

alexander
[ mood | crushed ]

First, I would like to say that my LJ is at least a month old.
Maybe.

Second.

1. Why are you applying?
Well, I was surfing the various communities on El Jay. They were all wondorous and expanded my cultural and learning horizons. Upon further study I came across this particularlly wondorous and expansion of cultural and learning horizons place. I feel embraced by both the diveristy and the stupidity wondorousness of it all. Not to mention that this community has the word 'everyone' in the title. Who could not feel at home of such a fellowship of fine Christian people on El jay? Not to mention that the background scheme is superb and i feel the need to bow down to whoever invented the color orange. Did I mention that I like the color orange? Because it can cut through the blinding darkness of my friend's emo-goth-republican heart and slice through toast like a lightsaber. I like lightsabers they are flashy and I can toast and cut a bagel at the same time. Bagels are kind of round like Princess Leia's hair. And her hair is kind of brown like my dog. Do you like dogs? Dogs are cute and loyal sort of like badgers. Except badgers can be mean and stinky and not at all like fish because fish need water to live and badgers are immortal and need no such sus,..sustai...stuff to live. Did I mention that I really think that this community is wondorous? And expansionness of the culturalness is really getting to me. I feel the love and therefore I am applying. Also, did I mention that I like dogs?


2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active?
I will be a good member of this community because I can bring so much things about expansion and wondorousness. First I will give you my gift of eloquence which will wow you. Not to mention that can write words really well. See? I can type with no flaws such as grammer and the like. grammar? GRAMMAR. I can even spell your name. If you'd just tell me first. I plan to remain active by planning to remain active. I eve have a ten step plan for when I become addicted to crack. Would you like to hear it? Oh, I can't tell you it yet because I have't become addicted yet. I like that song by Utada Hikaru called 'Addicted to you'. Utada Hikaru is Japanese, kind of like video games. Video games are cool, I really like the ones where you shoot things. BANG BANG BANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANGBANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like that. :D


3. What are your views on candied apples?
Candied apples are cool. Unless they are cold and then they are hard to eat. Kind of like cold taffy or pizza. It gets all rubbery. Not to mention that if they have coconut I will die of aphyxiation. Which i think I spelled wrong. Except i can't be wrong because I type well. Good. See? BLAHAHA. By the way, candied apples are only awesome if you have a latte with them. Because caffeine is good for you. You know what else is good for you? SUGAR! And CR...I mean....... COCONUT. Only good for you and not me because I'd die if I ate it. Did you eat dinner yet? I like food and dogs. But not dog food because that is for dogs and I am not a dog. i wish I could be a snake though. HISSS and then my tongue would be forked and I could touch my forehead with it.

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom?
I'd rather be a mushroom, because then I could get high off of myself. Like "Damn, I wanna get high. *CHOMP*" and then i'd be all happy. LIKE KATAMARI DAMACY. Na nanananananan anananananana! *Hums the theme* Do you like katamari damacy? Its on 'shrooms. And you roll stuff. Like blunts! And sleeping bags! And houses! Lalalalalalala!

5. Why shouldn't we reject you?

I SPENT OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF TIME ON THIS APPLICXATION> HOW DARE YUOU EVEN THINK OF NOT NOTTING NOT REJECTIONG ME?

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5 rejects|spork the reject!

Application *coughPENSIEVEcough*...wait, wrong community [10 Jun 2005|08:08pm]

rubbaduckie06
1. Why are you applying? Because the mods are the two Puff prefects of the bestest community ever and if i don't join, they might not make the sorting logs for us each week (and without that, I'd die).

2. Why do you feel you will be a good member for this community, and what do you plan to do to remain active? I'd be a good member because I'm cool. And a Hufflepuff, which automatically makes me loyal and friendly. And I'll be active like woah. Like all the time active. Like so active it will blow your mind! Woo!

3. What are your views on candied apples? Well, considering I can eat them now that I have no braces....I'd say yummy!!!!!

4. Would you prefer to be reincarnated as a moth or a mushroom? Tis a tough choice. I guess a moth so I could be free to fly anywhere I want to go (as opposed to a mushroom planted to a specific spot).

5. Why shouldn't we reject you? Because I'm cool? Nahhh reject me if you please. But I'm fun. Ask any H_E members. And I make good cookies.
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